Call to Jack Edwards to get his Ass Back on Twitter
It has been months since you tweeted, Jack. Now I understand that you’re busy. However, any phone these days can carry a Twitter app. So use it!
If the President can tweet to stay in touch with the people, so can you.
If you do not comply, we will be posting mementos like the video below every week until you return.
NB: As you may have deduced, you’re not the only freak in the Garden!